I jumped on the line to start my shift and I swear to god someone cut these and were using them.

by shanerr90

26 Comments

  1. australopipicus

    lmao this looks like I cut them (I got fired from my only food service job when I was 16)

  2. Forsaken-Peak8496

    My guy did you fall asleep halfway while cutting?

  3. kitworkinprogress

    mr president, 300 planes have simultaneously hit the chives

  4. brittlebeetlebum_111

    Damn. Those chives can also serve as a toothpick

  5. CrustyT-shirt

    Alright, fire up the blender. We’re having chive soup for staff dinner.

  6. RangerBumble

    What is the word for when you look at items that represent a small part of a larger category for so long that it starts to shift your mental definition of average?

    *Something*-bias?

  7. WaffleHouseGladiator

    It’s gonna be a long day. On my way, chef.

    ![gif](giphy|Btn42lfKKrOzS)

  8. Gen_Sherman_Hemsley

    Some people just want to watch the world burn

  9. Lost_In_MI

    So, there’s a weed wacker in your kitchen?!?

  10. Backeastvan

    the way these chives look is how I feel today

  11. bolognaskin

    Dudes crushing it.

    See you tomorrow chef.

  12. jgarder007

    As a person who only know chives from the 65 days of meme chopping.. how bad are these? How good are the chives from the meme that started it all? Is the other guy actually really good and everyone just says they aren’t perfect?!?!?

  13. Wiggie49

    The prep cook in question:

    ![gif](giphy|ppyvw6iUQjdja)